Monday, September 05, 2005

The Patrick and Noah Show - Episode 13 - 09.05.05




We sound FABULOUS! New, big, black mic's to put in our mouths. Patrick gabs about his life being a disaster. Meanwhile, Noah drinks a cocktail and riffs on the stars. Oh, and Jenna Bush drops by to say hey y'all!!
The Patrick and Noah Show - Episode 13

posted by The Patrick and Noah Show at 4:41 PM

7 Comments:

Blogger Blue Flamer said...

You guys Out GAYED yourselves with the intro, gents...

Judge Judy for Chief Justice!!!...

Noah invented RADIO YOGA!!...

From disaster relief to Oprahs "poop cam",What a segway!...

Scott should talk more...

Sounds like SOMEONE has microphone envy...

I don't think Stedman is gay...But I do think Oprah has Stedman conditioned to accept a strap-on...

Dont be so sensitive, Patrick...

11:06 PM  
Anonymous Noah said...

Please don't encourage the scott.

5:37 AM  
Blogger Andy said...

Great to see you guys!

10:24 AM  
Blogger zipper said...

OK, boys... I'm a new fan, so excuse my ignorance, but I need you help understanding the rules about new fans. Here's my situation:

1. I'm a member of an ethnic minority, but not one of the ones you invited to contact you. (You only mentioned one or two--an understandable oversight, as most of the ones you didn't mention don't speak enough English to understand the show in the first place.)
2. I'm gay. I mean, like, gay-as-the-day-is-long, queer as a three dollar bill, flames like a charcoal briquette gay—a triple-time-stepping, musical-loving, Madonna-record-collecting ‘mo—another group you don’t want as fans.
3. I love the shows I heard—actually had to clear a spot on my schedule today to listen to a new show, visit the site—and actually get a kick out of those horrible celebrity impersonations. (But that WAS Jenna Bush, right? Amazing! How did you get her to sound so coherent?)

So, that’s my predicament—a doozy, to say the least. I’m not even sure if I’m allowed to contact you to ask if I’m allowed to contact you. Please let me know what level of self-loathing and shame I need to achieve before I’m truly counted as a fan.

P.S. If you’re not going to get Scott his own mic, how about setting up a web cam so we can watch him work while he records the show?

10:54 AM  
Anonymous Noah said...

Zipper!
Wha? we never said that we don't want the gays as fans. That would cut our audience down to like, 2. I was just saying how most of our audience seems to be WJB's® (white Jail-baiters... hey guys! love you!).
So glad you're enjoying the show!
xoxo

11:55 AM  
Blogger Chargenda said...

Pitter Patter...You said you were coming to our BBQ, and you didn't. Thanks for airing my minute.

2:16 PM  
Anonymous The Jason said...

And thanks for giving me props!

5:05 PM  

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